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TOP 5 ARTISTS THAT SHOULD HAVE PUT OUT ALBUMS IN 2009
5. DMX
Let’s all be honest with ourselves. We know that we have all had something missing from our lives for the past couple of years. You may not have known what exactly it was that was missing, but let me tell you… it was a DMX album. It’s been since 2006 and I’ve been hurting all the while. I guess he’s just been too busy training for his fight against Mr. Eric Martinez, which he apparently backed out of…
4. Shaquille O’Neal
We all heard the great “Kobe tell me how my ass tastes” jam. Now how can you not follow up that great track with a legitimate album, what a horrible thing to do, leaving your fans hanging from a proverbial basketball goal upon which you just slammed. Highly distasteful.
3. Aaron Carter
I mean look at him… he’s FUCKING GOLD!!! You can’t just photoshop that… He did put out some pretty good albums too. Who can forget that great party album of 2000, “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)”? I’ve been wanting more ever since, and I know a lot of other people have as well.
2. Lou Bega
Everyone remembers loving the classic “Mambo No. 5.” How could you forget a song so good? Well, we’ve all been waiting for a follow up. I can only assume that “Mambo No. 6” and/or 7 will be as good if not better. I remember not thinking 10 years ago that I needed something like “A Little bit of Mambo,” but I can tell you now that I definitely know that what we all need, in these tough times, is a little bit more mambo…
1. Kenny Rogers
I heard rumor this year that the Gambler himself was going to be making a sequel to his greatest album ever, “The Gambler.” I was super pumped. I had learned so many important life lessons from the song “The Gambler” that I was curious as to what other thoughtful nuggets of wisdom the Gambler had left to impart to the eager masses. Boy am I disappointed, sitting here not even a week before 2010 and not listening to “The Gambler 2.”
